Koran and Violence

http://english.sabah.com.tr/D540C2BA26AC4BFE8632B30B940EE75E.html
A political party named SIAD (Stop Islamiseringen af Danmark-Stop Islamisation of Denmark) has demanded a censorship for parts of Quran, stating that that certain parts 'encourage violence.'
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E: Hodja, does the Koran encourage violence?
H: Don't worry Karakaçan, not for the Turks.
E: Why so?
H: Because they don't understand whatever it says!
E: But, you understand it Hodja.
H: A little.
E: Why do you beat me then? Does the Koran tell you to beat your donkey?
H: No, my black eyed friend. It tells us to treat the animals well.
E: Why do you beat then?
H: ?
E: Why?
H: Because I am a donkey. Ok?
E: Ok, Hodja, that's enough. We're the same now. Aha aha aha!
H: I see. A reaction is required to Denmark!
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Love or Lie!

Adventures of Hodja (H:Hoca) and his donkey (E:Eşşek).
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E: Do you love me Hodja?
H: No!
E: Yes, you do love me.
H: No, I don't love you!
E: Tell me that you love me.
H: Why should I tell you that I love you?
E: Because you are a liar!
H: ?
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Nerede?

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E: Hoca, biz niye burda değiliz?
H: http://hocaileessek.blogcu.com/ adresindeyiz de ondan karakaçanım.
E: Hem burda hem orda olsak olmaz mı?
H: Yahu, bilsem yapacam, çok biliyosan sen yap bakalım.
E: Hoca, ben gariban bi eşşeğim, unuttun heral!
H: Eşekliğine doymayası!
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